Went to my first con post covid and boy howdy i didnt realize how much i missed it 🥹😭🩵💞

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Whyyy cant i post anything

Twitter’s a dumpster fire, FB makes me sad, gotta come back to the last place I felt happy lmao

shuaaflower:

If you have me in your life, I’m really really sorry.

thetroublesofbeingtrans:

thetroublesofbeingtrans:

I saw a tiktok the other day that was showing the “nonbinary aesthetic” and included binders… idk how to tell u guys that constantly excluding amab nonbinary people is bad…

this is also not to mention that like, painting a flat chest as the “neutral” and being surprised when nonbinary people want or are happy with their breasts like. why are we creating gender roles for nonbinary people. can we stop now

derinthescarletpescatarian:

just-call-me-emrys:

derinthemadscientist:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

petitetimidgay:

petitetimidgay:

petitetimidgay:

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

Aussie fairy tale

Well imagine it from Terri’s perspective. She sees a guy wrestling a whole-ass crocodile for funsies and just immediately goes “HIM”

No that’s a perfectly understandable response

mckitterick:

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ADHD life hacks #41,279: Vegetable Management

source tweet: X

generallynegativenancy:

gwrr:

gwrr:

closet-keys:

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

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I couldn’t resist making these, but at least I have a 50% chance of resisting the bourgeoisie

a lot of people have been asking to buy these off me, im glad people enjoy them so much! unfortunately these arent for sale, but its quite easy for everyone to make them! just some fabric transfer paper (make sure to get the appropriate paper for your dark/light shorts) and the qr codes that i used:

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thank you!

Just so y'all know, the one on top is Scooby Doo, and the one on the bottom is the Communist Manifesto. This is important because real social Marxists put the manifesto on their left asscheek.

hayleyolivia:

deluxeloy:

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

So good. It deserved some art. 😊

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ww84:

okay everybody go home this is the best one

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meloncity:

Mr. & Mrs. Hatake spotted being lovey-dovey after a long day

kumeramen:

He’s trying to be a good wingman but got drag in a 3rd wheel instead, sorry Genma..

• As for anyone who wants to know what Sakura and Genma gossiping is about, it’s about this and this!

powermonk:

i dont care if this is a boomer opinion or whatever, it is fucked for a 7 year old to have a smartphone

foil-flingza-roller-deactivated:

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

raenawrites:

Write fanfiction guiltlessly. Do it not only because it’s good practice, not only because you don’t feel like putting your energy into original stuff, but because you do feel like putting your energy into fandom. Write fanfics of epic proportions or tiny one-shots; write fluff or angst or cliches or tropes; publish the roughest version or keep the twelfth draft for only yourself. Do it without feeling bad. You owe no one anything; the act of creation is a gift in and of itself, and it doesn’t matter if you’re creating fanfic or original stories or whatever else you want. All that matters is you enjoy it, because why else would you do it at the end of the day?

Write fanfiction guiltlessly.